My bid for the Presidency!

June 30, 2007

I’ve decided to run for president. Although, right now I’m only 26 years old, so I fall short of the minimum age requirement of the office. I figure that if I start campaigning now, I could have half a chance of being elected president by the time I’m 50. I’m aiming for the 2032 election. Right now, I don’t have any political experience under my belt…and I probably won’t have much more by the time 2032 rolls around.

While lacking experience, I consider myself a reasonably intelligent person who, when provided with essential information on a topic (the kind of information a president would have), could make the right decisions for this country. My decisions wouldn’t be based on what party wants what, or what lobbying group wants what. My decisions would be based on what the masses of America need. I’m an average guy who cares about the average american.

If, by the year 2030, the country is still in that state it’s in today, I will begin my campaign for the presidency.

Vote for Cramer in 2032!